Pretentious Fringe was named after a late night New Years Eve encounter where a handsome fellow, slightly inebriated, declared his next sentences were to be those of the wooing kind and I was to be the recipient.
Unfortunately the next unflattering remark attributed to myself was my perceived pretentiousness and this was determined because of my fringe!
A fringe that I had only recently taken the plunge to sport 2 weeks earlier. And yes reader I was in love with it and the transformation of my face but it had not been there for years, nor did I walk the <insert your local known posh streets> with my friends thinking I was all that as my romancer declared!
So whilst I think you can understand I walked away from that encounter still single you now know all about pretentious fringe!